'I'd Buy That...As a Tee!' Vol 33

Always on the look out for inspiring art... emblazoned across the chest of humanity. Here's some of the t-shirts I have my eye on to do just the trick but, there's only one problem....they aren't for sale yet! Please click each of the links below to the Threadless.com voting pages and give these beauties '5' ratings so I can throw 'em on my charge card one day.

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Before I start in with my regular weekly picks, I'd like to mention that Threadlsess has been running a 'Threadless Loves Pin-ups' challenge all week. Hot sluts in a 40's style pin-up homage. Here's a few of my favorites from that challenge. 

'Bombs Away' has a fire crotch going down...err...um...taking a one way ride to disaster. "Who does Number 2 WORK FOR!?"

Next up, get yourself invited to this 'Sexy Vampire Party' and expect the worse...but die happy mortal....or reach immortality. Either or.

This Intergalactic pin-up says she's 'Better Than Tang'. Oh, I bet she is....I.....bet.....she.....is!

'Mucha Pin Up' is an homage to the Alphonse Mucha masterpiece 'Moon' ...only this one gives me just a tad bit more boner. Oh, to be the 'man in the moon' on THIS occasion. "Le'Sigh"

And...finally, You'd be yelling for your prehistoric bride 'Wilmaaaaa !!!' like Fred Flintstone does all the time if you knew she would come running looking like THIS. Just be careful of the horse...umm...Dino she rides in on.

OK...enough of those mouth-watering hotties...on to something more geeky

'Minesweeper' is an basic, explosive homage to the web game of the same name. I like it's style though. 

'The Thinker' has our temper-tantrum throwing Avenger taking a break (brake?) from smashin' baddies, for a long ponderants of what's to come.

'Friend?' I think NOT! IT'S A CTHULHU!!

'Snowman Suicide' is clever. I don't think we can expect this frosty to be "...back on Christmas Day".

'Space Pirate' is skull & crossbones for the intergalactic jet-setter. I'm stunned.

'Death Star' Is a fun little Super Mario Bros./Star Wars mash-up. 2 of my absolute favorites....bet the princess is in another star system, though.

'As You Wish' ....assembles an all animal animated re-cast of our favorite swashbucking film 'A Princess Bride'. Perfect casting if you ask me. I want to see THIS reboot!

Any super-fan of the Legend of Zelda franchise nows that a great way to kill time, and gather rupees is to chase after a few fowl. but, maybe it's best if you 'Don't Mess With The Chickens'

'Dark Symmetry' is one for my man, Mike D. A perfect piece of Kubrick imagery for the 'The Shining' lovers. 

'The Samurai Battle'....fuck yeah! Gotta have THIS war prize. 

And my final...and FAVORITE pick this week was a design entitled 'I'm Not Picky'. Everything the designer clicks 'Like' to regarding film......and the inevitable dis-'Like'!

'I'd Buy That...As a Tee!' Vol 21

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Always on the look out for inspiring art... emblazoned across the chest of humanity. Here's some of the t-shirts I have my eye on to do just the trick but, there's only one problem....they aren't for sale yet! Please click the links below to the Threadless.com voting pages for each and give these beauties '5' ratings so I can throw 'em on my charge card one day.

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The neat-o polo emblem design contest continues this week over at Threadless ...and here's three that caught my attention.....

'LaZombie' is reminiscent of the LaCoste Gator...only hungrier....much hungrier!

...and 'Zombie Polo' is a great take on the Ralph Lauren Polo design only with a new player on the field.

'Skip the Alligator' includes my favorite 8-bit adventurer, Pitfall Harry in on the pratfalls of a LaCaoste Gator   infested swamp.

'Junk in the Trunk' unexpectedly transforms some of this cross-country traveler's scenery. Love the fatty holding on for his dear life to the trunk carpeting. Tranform...and evacuate!

The 'Mystery Autobot' in question has obviously transformed from the stylish Scooby Doo vehicle...the 'Mystery Machine'. There's a Scooby Doo celebrity mash-up I'd like to see happen.

and there's no mystery as to who's behind this murder by numbers with it's typical cast of so-and-so's in 'Murder Mystery'

'The Birth' of the chest burster from the Alien saga will stop your heart from beating dead in it's tracks!

...and 'Savage Instinct' brings one my favorite DragonBall Z characters Oozaru to life in a delicious shade of purple!

'Raidachu' electrically mashes up two of my  favorite video game icons. Mortal Kombat's Raiden...and Pokemon's Pik-tastic battler Pikachu! Round 1....fight!

Last but, certainly not least my ABSOLUTE favorite this week was 'The Siege' starring my favorite movie theater candy (and sometimes 80's Disney Cartoon characters) the Gummi bears in full-out warfare for color domination. Of his work, the Tee artist had this to say (to my amusement)
"After months of racial tension, the siege of the Red Gummies has begun." Can't all we Gummi's just get along? Or atleast get in my mouth!

...That's all t-shirt wearers! Tee you next time!

'I'd Buy That...As a Tee!' Vol 10 by Jeff Bond

Summer is just 'round the corner and I could use a few new unique t-shirts to really make a statement without saying a word. A statement like "I'm a geek that doesn't take much of anything seriously...I'm approachable and easily abused."

Here's some of the t-shirts I have my eye on to do just the trick but, there's only one problem....they aren't for sale yet! Please click the links below to the Threadless.com (my favoritest and most user friendly t-shirt contribution site) voting pages for each and give these beauties '5' ratings so I can throw 'em on my charge card one day.

'Baby Cats' spotlights a few fun loving cubs and in the this tiny 'Thundercats' homage. More 'Snarf' please!

'Only Skin Deep' puts YOU in the body of a half eaten, animated zombie. Deee-lish!

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'88 Miles Per Gigawatt' is another fantastic 'Back to the Future' send up. "Doc, we have to go back!" (click the link for full image....some artists don't like me copying and pasting their stuff)

I'm a big fan of people with guns emblazoned across my chest on a tee. 'Gunner' does just that! RAT-A-TATTAT!

Looks like Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompas got in a quick game of  'Oompa Ball' before they attempted to return Violet  back to her usual on-purple...un-enbiggoned self. Hey, No Spiking the ball!!

'MJ Italic' brings the King of Pop back to life in a stylish font. EE-Hee-hee!

Bombs away.....Medieval style with 'Goblin Grenades'. Reminds me a little of the cartoon show 'Gargoyles'. I liked 'Gargoyles'!

'Triceraclops' mashes up the 'terrible lizards' of yester-year with one of my favorite Uncanny X-mens...Scott Summers aka.'Cyclops' in one of my faves this week!

'I'd Buy That...As A Tee' Volume 8

Spring has sprung and I could use a few new unique t-shirts to really make a statement without saying a word. A statement like "I'm a geek that doesn't take much of anything seriously...I'm approachable and easily abused."

Here's some of the t-shirts I have my eye on to do just the trick but, there's only one problem....they aren't for sale yet! Please click the links below to the Threadless.com (my favoritest and most user friendly t-shirt contribution site) voting pages for each and give these beauties '5' ratings so I can throw 'em on my charge card one day.

'Full Coverage' has got the exclusive photos and the military back-up to prove it!

Who else but, 'Da Vinci' could have created such a exquisite piece of ammunition as the Bob-omb! You'll never look at one the same while playing Super Mario Bros. after seeing all of its inner intricacies -POW!-

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If you're out hunting and come across this arbol, better just to say 'Nice Tree' and back away! Eep, what a mess!

'Pixelized' gives me a brain aneurysm...but, I love it! It's give my friends that classic 8-bit look

'Little Foot' proves the 'Big Foot' myth wrong...it's just a little guy with big aspirations making those footprints out in the woods.

'Born Funky' reminds me of the Notorious B.I.G album 'Ready to Die' a bit. Either way....very funky indeed!

'Frequency Spectrum in Space' ..ummm fully operational Death Star...need I say more?

'Back to 1985' gives me what I want...great 80's cinema with a 80's flair! Back in 1985 ...you needed roads, though. Similar to now...yep...still need roads.

Finally, 'Been There' brings together 2 of my favorites in this mash-up that defies time and space...'Back to the Future' and 'Indiana Jones' of course! Not only is this one incredible..it's also for sale already. No need to vote ot in...just snatch it up!

'I'd Buy That...As A Tee' Volume 6 by Jeff Bond

Spring has sprung and I could use a few new unique T-Shirts to really make a statement without saying a word. A Statement like "I'm a geek that doesn't take much of anything seriously...I'm approachable and easily abused."

Here's some of the T-shirts I have my eye on to do just the trick but, there's only one problem....they aren't for sale yet! Please click the links below to the Threadless.com (my favoritest and most user friendly t-shirt contribution site) voting pages for each and give these beauties '5' ratings so I can throw 'em on my charge card one day.

'Ninja' is doing some damage on this guys gut.

'Frank is Back' to horror fans' delight!

'Business As Usual' might be my favoritest this week. Looks like crime is running rampant in an homage to 'The Usual Suspects'.

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There's a new 'Big Boss' in town and he's cool as shit. Do what your told...and he'll cut you a paycheck if he damn well pleases!

'Lucky the Pirate' ain't so lucky...his parrot doesn't even look so happy.

'Art Goon the Raccoon' was one of the first submissions to this weeks t-shirt challenge at Threadless. 'Threadless Loves Characters'...and I love this one...I'd watch the HELL out of this zany raccoon if he had his own cartoon!

'Teddy Bear vs. Rabbit' ? F*ck yeah! That's a fight I want on my chest!

'Tank'...Tanks! I'll take it!

'El Diablo the Fighting Chicken' looks poised to either take on Peter Griffin or Kramer's protege 'Little Jerry'. Good luck guys! Money money's on this masked devil, though.

'Hedgehog Crossing'...teaches Sega's icon to look both ways before he crosses next time.

'Party in My Tummy'...girls I love will buy and wear this.