Showing posts with label Kristen Grillo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kristen Grillo. Show all posts

Friday, October 30, 2015

The CCD Podcast: Episode #74 - CCD vs The Evil Dead: A Retrospective Pt. 2


Continuing the quest to talk all things Evil Dead, the CCD squad heads back down the path toward the Army of the Dead with this second installment of the CCD vs. The Evil Dead Retrospective!!! In this episode Jedi Rob is joined in the Nerd Cave by Mike D & Kristen "KMG" Grillo as they discuss the overwhelming amazingness that is Army of Darkness, the Evil Dead video games, comic adaptions, the remake film (which we love!), and the upcoming Starz! TV show Ash vs. The Evil Dead!!! A perfect end to CCD's 6th Annual All Horror Week!!! 

If you missed Part 1 of the CCD vs. The Evil Dead Retrospective, you can find it by clicking here.




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Thursday, October 22, 2015

The CCD Podcast: Episode #73 - CCD vs The Evil Dead: A Retrospective Pt. 1 or "We Will Swallow Your Soul... If You Don't Subscribe & Listen"


Nightmare on Elm Street. Friday the 13th. Halloween. These are the usual suspects that we think of when we discuss "horror franchises". The big guns... the ones even non-horror fans know and love. But there is one other MAJOR franchise that everyone likes to talk up, and the one thing that makes it SO UNIQUE is that it is also the one that has movies appear on a ton of "Best Ever" lists. That would be the Sam Raimi controlled Evil Dead franchise. We certainly love it here at CCD, so Jedi Rob invited Mike D and Kristen "KMG" Grillo down to the nerd cave to discuss the highs and lows (not many of them, but there are a few) of the 3 original films... as well as the remake, video games, comic books, the musical and also the upcoming Ash vs The Evil Dead TV series. It is a hell of a good time, so check out the first part and get ready for Deadite Hunting Season (which begins on October 31st, 2015 at 9 pm on Starz).





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Friday, October 31, 2014

The CCD Podcast: Episode #30 - The "Halloween" Retrospective Part 4 or 'Rob Zombie Is Re-Making Halloween??? Great!!!... or Great???"


So we have worked our way through three fantastic episodes of the CCD Podcast in our 'Halloween' Film Franchise retrospective and we are coming to and end with Part 4. In this one, Jedi Rob and his Halloween cohorts Kristen Grillo & Steven Graves tackle the two Rob Zombie re-makes/re-imaginings in one final visit to Haddonfield. These two films cause quite a bit of controversy among fans of the film series, and it leads to quite a funny episode between the three CCD Myers gang to bring this retrospective in full circle. A perfect way to end this month & 2014 All Horror Week , landing to an episode release on Halloween itself!!! Make sure you head on over to Itunes and Subscribe, Download, Listen and SHARE this episode on your favorite forms of social media....

    


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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

The CCD Podcast: Episode #29 - The "Halloween" Retrospective Part 3 or 'Halloween... Underwater? Like With Sharks and Shit? Trick or Treat Motherfucker!!!!"


We keep on trucking along here at the CCD Podcast and as we make our way through the 2014 All Horror Week we find ourselves at Part 3 of the Halloween Film Retrospective. In this installment Jedi Rob is joined by Steven Graves & Kristen 'KMG' Grillo in the Nerd Cave to take a trip back to Haddonfield for the last two films in the original run of the movies, Halloween: H20 and Halloween: Resurrection!!! Jaimie Lee is back, Michael's mask is looking worse then ever, and these movies made the films that were reviewed in the past few installments of the Retrospective on the level of The Godfather & Casablanca.  So buckle up folks, and head over to the ITunes page where you can Subscribe, Download, Listen and SHARE the podcast on your favorite forms of social media. Halloween awaits.... as does Episode #29 after the jump.



Oh, and then there is this:



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Monday, October 27, 2014

The CCD Podcast: Episode #28- The "Halloween" Movie Retrospective - Part 2 or 'Come On... Ain't No Way This Dude Is Alive!!! And How Did He Get His Eyes Back???'


All Horror Week 2014 is underway here at CCD, and what better way to celebrate that than with a CCD Podcast? I can't think of a better way... oh, not to mention that this is PART 2 of the great 'Halloween' Film Franchise Retrospective starring Jedi Rob, Steven Graves, and Kristen 'KMG' Grillo!!! Yup, the gang is all here and they are celebrating the return of good ole Mikey Myers in the 4th, 5th and 6th installment of the franchise. These may not be the best films out of the Halloween bunch, but at least Mikey is back getting his hack/slash on!!! Make sure you check out Part 1 of the Halloween Retrospective and head on over to Itunes so you can Subscribe, Download, Listen and SHARE on your favorite form of social media. Enjoy after the jump...




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Monday, October 20, 2014

The CCD Podcast: Episode #26 - The "Halloween" Movie Retrospective - Part 1 or "Death? You Don't Know What DEATH Is!!!!"











If we are going to talk any movies here at the CCD Podcast during the month of October we are going to have address the Halloween franchise. Considering the fact that co-founder of the podcast Jedi Rob is absolutely OBSESSED with the franchise, it is not a surprise that he has chosen the epic horror for one of our patented CCD Podcast Retrospectives!!! Jedi Rob grabbed our old buddy Steven Graves and good friend and old time contributor to the CCD Blog Kristen "KMG" Grillo to break down all of the movies, sequels, prequels, tv edits, remakes, outtakes, and anything else that makes up John Carpenter's signature franchise. This first installment of the Halloween Retrospective sees the gang take on Halloween I & II, both involving our good buddy Michael Myers... and they also delve into Hallloween III: Season of the Witch, a highly misunderstood movie that suffered from the lack of big bad Myers inclusion in the film. All in all, a great first start to the Halloween Retrospective. Make sure you check back through the course of the next few days for future installments on all the rest of the movies in the Halloween universe. Also, please check out the Itunes page where you can SUBSCRIBE, DOWNLOAD, LISTEN & SHARE the CCD Podcast on all your favorite forms of social media! Enjoy some cool Halloween I, II, and III art courtesy of Deviant Art after the jump alongside the podcast.... see ya in Haddonfield!!!!



All three posters and Michael Myers in the closet come courtesy of deviant art user Malevolent Nate!







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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Trailer Trash Talkin: 1981 or Bust!!! by Kristen Grillo



Well aren’t you sandworms in for a treat this week!

A few of my favorite films came out this month, 30 years ago.  And watching these trailers have set my geek panties on fire.  Surely, they will do the same for you.


History of the World Part I – June 12th, 1981
Starring Mel Brooks, Gregory Hines, Dom DeLuise
Directed by Mel Brooks


Does anyone know why there was never a part II?  Do ya?  DO YA?
(don’t go & google it either. ya turd.)



Raiders Of The Lost Ark – June 12th, 1981
Starring Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Paul Freeman
Directed by Steven Spielberg


“Jones, do you realize what the ark IS?!”

“Ba-pa-dumpa!  Ba-pa-dummmm….Ba-pa-DUMPA!  Ba-pa-dum-Dum-DUM…..”

Despite the 20 seconds of silence at first, which makes me suspect for a moment that I have a slight hearing problem and causes me to crank the volume a liiiittle too loud, the trailer is filled with action!  Suspense!  Adventure! And wonder for the imagination!  But seriously, who are these bad guys again?   Yes yes, we KNOW by now who they are because we’ve seen this movie countless times, but really….they just seem to serve no purpose other than pure SABOTAGE.  Like snakes!  Indy haaates snakes.


Clash of the Titans – June 12th, 1981
Starring Laurence Oliver, Harry Hamlin, Claire Bloom, Maggie Smith
Directed by Desmond Davis

 
Let me tell you why I think this trailer and movie still kicks ass to this day.  Forget that overpriced shitty remake that you watched recently.  I’ll take that freakishly creepy stop action medusa over that giant, unrealistic, phony ass kraken from the 2010 version any day.  The graphics in this 1981 feature are dope!  That’s right!  And you know,  CGI really stands for “Cartoon-like Garbage Imitation” anyway.  The more realistic they try to make things these days, the more silly they come off.  Most of the time anyway.  OK fine, usually once a year.  For the last three years.  Around the 4th of July.  Yea.  I’m talkin’ to YOU, Michael Bay. 

Thumbs up for The Clash!

Friday, June 3, 2011

Trailer Trash Talkin': 1981 or Bust by Kristen Grillo



Oh hello.  What’s this?  What do we have here, you ask?  Another installment of Trailer Trash Talkin’?  FROM 1981 YOU SAY?!   Well burn my clothes….

Now, the issue I seem to have with trailers from the 80s is that they’re put together in such a way; it’s like completing a really shitty puzzle.  After you finish it, you have no idea what to make of it.  There’s just no god damn reward.  For example, watch this doozy starring a handsome Dennis Quaid, a young Kristy McNichol (Best known, in my mind, as Barbara from the 80s TV show Empty Nest) and Luke Skywalker…..er, um… I mean Mark Hamill.



The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia – June 5th, 1981
Starring Dennis Quaid, Kristy McNichol, Mark Hamill
Directed by Ronald F. Maxwell (known for crap, according to IMDB).


“He’s got the talent.  She’s got the brains.  Together, they’re one mean team.”

That’s nice.  That could mean anything.  He probably sings the best songs about loving guys!  Yea!  And she probably has the best brains when it comes to givin’ discounted lap dances at the local doohickey!  Alright!  Hey, maybe I’d see that movie instead….

The film’s title apparently has been lifted from a 1972 hit song, which isn’t even featured in the film.  It was actually rewritten and re-recorded instead.  A useless fact for all you sharp tacks out there….

 Moving on….released that same week was another installment from some classic stoners….yep you guessed it (yea, probably not)….Cheech & Chong!



Cheech & Chong’s Nice Dreams – June 5th, 1981
Starring Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, & Sandra Bernhard?  Listed as “Girl Nut”  ß Haha!
Directed by Tommy Chong


This trailer is more of a TV spot preview.  Couldn’t find an actual theatrical trailer.  But still, if I was 30 in 1981 (and how I wish I was)….and I saw this on my TV….I wouldn’t know what to make of it.  I mean really!  What’s going on here?  Do YOU know? Really?!  Yes, really. 
And that’s that.  Do you remember any of these films?  How do you think they would fair in today’s box office?  Let us hear your rambles!  Praise be to Jesus!  And all of those born in the glorious year of 1981.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Trailer Trash Talkin': 1981 or Bust by Kristen Grillo




Trailer Trash Talkin’: 1981 Or Bust!

So in case you missed it last week, CCD is allowing me to introduce you to the good, the bad, and the god awful movie trailers of 1981.  Every week we’ll go back in time and see what was playing in theaters 30 years ago.  My, my how times have changed.  Or….haaaave they?  Have you SEEN the disgraceful remakes that have been announced lately?

Now get a load’a these gems that were released this week in 1981…


Outland – May 22nd, 1981
Starring Sean Connery, Peter Boyle, Frances Sternhagen
Directed by Peter Hyams


There’s some chatter that this movie is set to be remade this year.  How surprising.  I’ve never seen this film.  And now I want to….before a shitty remake is made.  Hello, Netflix Queue!

Check out some of these taglines too:
  1. “On Jupiter’s moon, something deadly is happening.”  - (Is that so…)
  2. “Even in space, the ultimate enemy is man.”  - (When I looked quick, I swear it said “enema”).
  3. “On lo, one of Jupiter’s moons, Sean Connery is the law.” 

Now… replace Sean Connery with……Channing Tatum!  (Gross).



Bustin’ Loose – May 22nd, 1981
Starring Richard Pryor, Cicely Tyson
Directed by Oz Scott

The trailer quality is terrible but it was the only one available.  Please forgive me.  And YouTube.


While you’re at it, forgive Richard Pryor.  This film looks like pure crap.


The Four Seasons – May 22nd, 1981
Starring Alan Alda, Carol Burnett
Directed by Alan Alda

This film got a rating of 7 out of 10 stars on IMDB.  Let’s go to the video tape….


Surprisingly, I enjoyed this trailer.  If this movie was (re)made today, it’d probably be casted with young, attractive people and would include awful cheesy antics as an attempt to be cute and relatable.  (Katherine Heigl anyone?) 

And that’s that.  Do you remember any of these films?  How do you think they would do in today’s box office?  Let us know!  And God bless all….who were born…in 1981.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Trailer Trash Talkin': 1981 or Bust! by Kristen Grillo


Thirty Years Ago…..in a wormhole far, far away… Thirty years ago, my mother had the greatest gift she was ever going to receive in her life… percolating inside her belly. If you guessed indigestion……well you’re WRONG! I’m talkin’ about ME!

That’s right friends. This old broad will be turning 30 in August. With that, an interesting thought had come to mind. I wondered, “What movies were coming out RIGHT NOW but thirty years ago right now”? Sure you have some great classics like Escape From New York and Raiders of The Lost Ark, etc. But forget about the good for a second. What about the bad and the ugly? So, I decided to start looking up trailers of all sorts of films from thirty years ago. Movies I’ve seen but never really saw the trailer (because you know, at this time thirty years ago, I didn’t have eyes yet) or even trailers of films I never even heard of. The search has been pretty interesting.

Since we’re already into the 5th month here, I figured I’d start off with trailers of films that were released during the week of May15th, 1981 and then after the fun stuff, I’ll have a list of honorable mentions of films that were released from January – April. Cause after all, there were twelve months in 1981. Do you remember?…..

Take This Job And Shove it – May 15th, 1981
Starring Robert Hayes, Barbara Hershey

Kinda sounds like what I want to tell my job right now… The trailer is quite unclear but….you’ll get the idea.


I’ve never seen this film. By the looks of the trailer, there doesn’t look like much of a plot. These people just want the day off!

Happy Birthday To Me – May 15th, 1981
Starring Melissa Sue Anderson, Glenn Ford, Tracy E. Bregman



A great classic!



My favorite part is when the cake gets the ax! Imagine if they remade this movie now? It’d be god awful! ::cough cough:: Fright Night ::

And that’s that. So, have you seen either of these films? Let us know! And God bless all….who were born…in 1981. J

Honorable Mentions:
January 1981

January, 1 Scanners
January, 1 My Dinner With Andre (1981)
January, 1 Death Hunt
Jaunary, 1 Fort Apache, The Bronx
January, 1 The Private Eyes
January, 1 Roar
January, 1 The Devil and Max Devlin
January, 30 The Incredible Shrinking Woman

February 1981

February, 11 Sphinx
February, 11 Le dernier métro
February, 13 Sunday Lovers
February, 13 The Dogs of War
February, 13 Eyewitness
February, 13 American Pop
March 1981

March, 6 All Night Long
March, 6 On the Right Track
March, 13 The Funhouse
March, 13 Modern Romance
March, 13 Back Roads
March, 15 Confidence (1981)
March, 20 The Final Conflict
March, 20 Amy
March, 20 Kelly
March, 20 Cutter's Way
March, 20 The Postman Always Rings Twice
March, 27 Thief
March, 27 Eyes of a Stranger

April 1981


April, 10 This is Elvis
April, 10 From Mao to Mozart
April, 10 The Howling
April, 10 Going Ape!
April, 10 Excalibur
April, 10 Nighthawks
April, 17 Improper Channels
April, 17 Caveman
April, 24 Beyond the Reef
April, 24 Cattle Annie and Little Britches
April, 24 The Hand
April, 24 Second-Hand Hearts
April, 30 Friday the 13th Part 2

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Trailer Trash Talking #10 - Friends With Benefits by Kristen Grillo

Friends With Benefits – New Trailer: Release Date: July 22, 2011.

Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, Patricia Clarkson, Woody Harrelson

I know. You’re just as confused as I am, right? You’re sittin’ there in your little house dress.... scratchin’ your hairy chin and saying to yourself, “didn’t this movie come out already?!”


Well you know it did. And I know it did. But I don’t think the sheeple of Hollywood think you know and I know that they know it did but they just don’t care. So now what?

The really bizarre thing here will be that, regardless of this cinematic repeat parrot, chances are it will do annoyingly well at the box office. Presumably because (in my best cornish, Zoolander impression) of it’s really, really, ridiculously good looking leading starlets. Chicks also tend to eat this corny fake romance crap up while guys will tolerate it and go see it in hopes to get a sneak peak of Kunis’ snack sacks. 89.7% (yes this is an accurate figure!) of my male friends admitted to seeing Black Swan because they wanted to see Portman and Kunis dine out on each other. Not that there is anything wrong with this but…I’m sure you get my point.



Another thing that ruffles my feathers is that the additional talent that is involved in this movie is confusing to me. Woody Harrelson and Richard Jenkins? Who the hell convinced these “way too overqualified” people to add this tasteless crap to their resumes? Maybe I’ll consider the whole “they didn’t know a similar film was being made” excuse, which I really don’t believe either because everyone knows what everyone is doing in this business. Or they felt like “trying something different.” But really, all you need to see is Justin Timberlake being airlifted by a helicopter in a straight jacket to know that this movie is going to be an absolute waste of $12+ bucks. Too bad this shit isn’t being released on April Fool’s Day. Then I’d totally be in on the joke.



Sunday, February 27, 2011

We Live Blogged The Oscars On Facebook... Yes We Did!!!


Last night both Jeff Bond and myself logged into the Mike CCD Facebook page and live-blogged the shit out of the Oscars. We were joined by CCD contributors Joey Esq & Kristen Grillo. In case you missed the literally hundreds of comments we posted, here are a few highlights.

Mike D's Best Lines:
  1. Ok Halle Berry, enough of all the Lena Horne talk... just go all Swordfish and show us them titties!!!
  2. Glad they showed Leslie Nielson as Enrico Palatzzo in the montage.
  3. Holy shit... someone do Mr. Douglas a favor and cut off the flow of gaseous hydrogen that is keeping him cryogenically frozen in an upright position.... god!!!
  4. Bob Hope with the Jew/Hollywood joke for the win...
  5. I hope Banksy wins and comes up on stage to spray paint Oprah's face while wearing a monkey mask.
  6. Did that black dude just say Lose Yourself from 8 Mile was his movie song ever? Get the fuck outta here....
  7. The lady accepting the costume award for Alice In Wonderland is wearing Jerking Off gloves... no need to wipe off the hands when you are wearing those puppies.
  8. Inception sweeps the sound category "Brahmmmmmm"... why are all these guys sucking off Chris Nolan so bad "Brahhhhhhhhmmmmmm"... They did there own job, they deserve their own credit "BRAHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM"
  9. Trent Reznor sold out... he ain't fucking anybody like an animal anymore...he is walking the line now.
  10. Mila Kunis should have made a short film called "How to Train Your Lesbian Ballerina Partner" with subtitles from when she goes down on Portman... Just saying
  11. Just wish that one of these winners would come out and be like "To all you other nominees... suck it, we the best, all we do is win, win, win, win, win (DJ Khaled voice)"
  12. Melissa Leo just channeled a bit of Jacke from 227 at the end of her speech... wtf???
And now Jeff Bond:
  1. Mila-kun this, please!!!
  2. Wait a minute ....Isn't Kirk Douglas dead?!
  3. Fister? I hardly know her!
  4. Hope Anne Hathaway never winds up looking like her mom.
  5. Fully grown? You said it Mila.
  6. A sea urchin is eating Cate Blanchett
  7. HBC is starting to look like her dog, Tim Burton.
  8. We love us some Randy Newman. When did he get Downe Syndrome?
  9. Ah, the death toll up next!
  10. Hillary Swank is all teeth.
  11. Whoa! Jennifer Lawrence. Good Googily Moogily.
  12. From the Onion: "Stay tuned for the official Republican rebuttal to the #Oscars shortly after the show"
And some of Joe & KMG's highlights:

Joe:
  1. Umm Sandra, Jesse Eisenberg didn't ACTUALLY invent Facebook.
  2. Wrap it up, Padme.
  3. Annette Benning is sporting the ill Paulie D blowout!
  4. I'm legitimately confused... Lena Horne paved the way for black performers how? She looks pretty white to me.
  5. What are the odds Kirk Douglas will have been added to that list (the dead actors list) by the time they get back from commercial?
  6. You named your daughter Bronty? Is she real fat?
  7. Looks like they found a dress to force some of Oprah's belly fat up into her bust. Ugh.
  8. Wheeeee! Autotune jokes! Its 2008!
  9. YOU APPLAUD WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE NAME GEORGE LUCAS YOU HOLLYWOOD MONKEYS!
  10. I didn't hear anything McConahoweveryouspellit said over the SOUND of Scarlett Johansen's sexiness. MING!
  11. Know who loses the achievement in costume design award? Whoever dressed Ms. Blanchett.
  12. Kirk Douglas can't even speak and he's killing.
And Kristen:
  1. Who dat? James Blunt? (Talking about the director of The King's Speech Tom Hooper)
  2. I think her water just broke.
  3. Is James Franco dying as the night goes on?
  4. Oprah??!! The fuck you doin' here lady! The color purple was 27 years ago!
  5. Spaceyyyyyy! You so crasey!
  6. Look at Reese and her strong chin!
  7. Josh Brolin: YOU GOONIE!!!
  8. Melissa Leo: giving her best performance of her career right now!
  9. Spit it out you old bastard! (talking to Kirk Douglas)
  10. Hugh Jackman: My uterus is your lair.
  11. Keith Urban.....you tiny!
  12. Damn, I look good in the future. (Talking about her look-alike, Sandra Bullock)
Great fun... check us out on Facebook by clicking here. Love you guys!!!! Mad fun, looking forward to doing it LIVE next year (good call KMG, next year we make history!!!!)

Friday, July 2, 2010

Trailer Trash Talking - Vol#8 by Kristen Grillo



Paranormal Activity 2: Directed by Tod Williams.  Release Date: October 22, 2010.

Hitting the internet scene this week and causing quite the quiff was the teaser trailer to the sequel of Paranormal Activity. Who even knew a second one was being made…and so soon! 

To my surprise, I actually like the teaser.  When I hit play, I already felt like I was being duped into watching those ghey (yet so, so cruel) video email pranks where you’re watching ducks swim in a pond and some exorcist, creep face mother-bitcher pops up and starts screamin’ maniacally in your grill piece until.  So anyway, I’m watchin’ the teaser and I immediately start to creep down at my desk.  And I’m creepin’ lower and lower….peepin’ one eye above a pile of paperwork to see what shit’s going to scream in my face next.  And well…..just check it out for yourself…..


While there really  isn’t much to go on here, like whose in it,  you can't deny that it still captures that creepy, eerie, watching with a blanket over your head sort of feel that the first film gave you.  The dog.  The baby in the crib! (::gasp:: oh no!)   The mirror doors in the bedroom & that sexy green mood lighting.  Chances are it won’t be extraordinary but it sure will be fun.  And just in time for the best holiday ever….Halloween!

KMG’s Anticipation Grade:  B

Monday, May 17, 2010

200 Posts, and It Feels So Good!!!


Wow, 200 posts!!! Its been a bit under 4 months, but here we are at 200... thanks to all the people who are reading us daily and leaving comments on our posts. We hope we are peaking your interests daily!!! Most importantly, thank you to my CCD collaborators!!! Jeff Bond, Kristen "KMG" Grillo, Tommy Lombardozzi, Kate Jones and James West all make my life easier by contributing to the content that gets posted and represent all the different things I want to get out to you guys every day. Also, a special thanks goes out to my lovely girlfriend Tara who allows me to geek out on the computer for hours on ebd and supports my endeavors wholeheartedly. Thank you boo!!! Look forward to even more collaborations (Joe Esq, lets go) and much more content as we strive to give you the best in whats going on out there... if you are addicted to pop culture, this is the site for you!!! Welcome Home... 

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Trailer Trash Talk Volume #4 by Kristen Grillo

Buried. Starring Ryan Reynolds
 Release Date: October 8, 2010


When I first heard of this film being viewed at Sundance back in January, I didn’t think much of it. An unknown director (Rodrigo Cortés) was attached. It’s only well known lead was that of Ryan Reynolds. And the basic synopsis of “a man being buried alive” really didn’t leave much of an impression. “Big deal”, I thought. Like that’s never been done before. But reading a preview and actually viewing one can deliver two very different reactions. Most of the time when you read a movie’s synopsis it always sounds better than it actually is. With Buried the results for me couldn’t be more contrary. Mind you, this is a fucking TEASER trailer. It’s 1:10 long and it’s really all I need to make a sure decision that I want to see this film. Successfully, the trailer has sold me in record time. I wish there was a way to convince the film’s producers to keep this teaser as its only form of advertisement for the next five months. Any more reveal, and all its obscurity will start to deflate like a 60 year old pair of snack sacks. See for yourself:

(Sound is low. Turn the volume up.)



In case you’re not as impressed as I am, keep in mind the following: While the whole “buried alive” premise is surely nothing original, in my opinion it’s never been convincingly done before. Usually there is some sort of “gore, zombie terror” tied into it or some strange revenge plot that allows lazy writers to rely on the idea of being buried alive rather than incorporating it into an intelligent story. With Buried being independently financed and filled with mostly unknowns, the only way this movie COULD garnish attention is with an attractive tale to tell. That being said, the trailer leaves me with the uncomfortable desire of wanting to know more. I have to say, I’m itchin’ with anticipation here. I just hope I’m not hyping myself up into disappointment. Cause that certainly has been done before. Your thoughts? Let ‘em fly, kids.

Buried: Anticipation Grade: B