Showing posts with label Ninjas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ninjas. Show all posts

Thursday, March 8, 2012

'I'd Buy That...As a Tee!' Vol 35



Always on the look out for inspiring art... emblazoned across the chest of humanity. Here's some of the t-shirts I have my eye on to do just the trick but, there's only one problem....they aren't for sale yet! Please click each of the links below to the Threadless.com voting pages and give these beauties '5' ratings so I can throw 'em on my charge card one day.

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'O Captain, My Captain' or shall I says Captains...all 15 of 'em...in a cute 'Terrence & Philip' sort of style. Can you name 'em all? Captain Hook...Captain Planet......Captain Crunch.............




Looks like our favorite intergalactic Wookie gave himself 'A Very Bad Shave'. He's such the metrosexual these days.


...And speaking of Chewbacca, the everpopular Wookie/Cookie Monster mash-up gets another redo in 'Cookie War'. I like the addition of a more-than-fully operational Chocolate Chip Death Star in this one. 



'Space Invaded' takes minimalistic design in the opposite direction and adds an intergalactic twist! Your favorite 8bit Atari invaders have shifted into high gear to attack a town near you.



'Ninja Panda' ...like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, only, cuddlier. Everybody's Kung Fu fighting these days. Hyeee-Yah!



'Gotta Catch 'Em All'  imagines biblical folk hero, Noah, as possibly the worlds first Pokemon trapper. I choose you...um....Elephant of the Serengeti. 



'The Baby's Gun' doesn't look like it should be toyed with. Love the colors and want to kill something with it! Yep...it's a keeper! 


'SUPER Mario!' is a funky Dragonball Z/Super Mario Bros. mash-up. Watch out...this plumbers gone Super Saiyan!


'About to Blue' is an homage to one of the greatest comedic TV shows in the history of television...'Arrested Development'. Be careful not to blue yourself in public. 


Skeletor, The Dungeon Master, Shredder, Magneto, and.....Mumm- Ra ..the eveeeeer.....liviiiiiing have aligned forces in a small way to take on the forces of good in 'Minimalist Villains'. Like?...or Hate?



And my favorite, original design this week is 'Killer in the Sky'. I'd rock the shit out this one when I go shooting birds in the park at midnight. Blam! Blam! Blam! .....caaaaw


See ya next week folks! Thursday is always tee-time!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

'I'd Buy That...As a Tee!' Vol 28



Always on the look out for inspiring art... emblazoned across the chest of humanity. Here's some of the t-shirts I have my eye on to do just the trick but, there's only one problem....they aren't for sale yet! Please click the links below to the Threadless.com voting pages for each and give these beauties '5' ratings so I can throw 'em on my charge card one day.

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'Saber vs. Water' is a simplistic yet galactically excellent design. Not sure if Han shooting first or second is going to amount to a hill of Jawa Juice beans with this weapon of choice....the 'Super Soaker' but, it'll be fun to see him try. Do or do not though...I know...I know.



'My Precioussssss Collection' is a video game/film saga mash-up of epic proportions. Two Ring aficionados Gollum & Sonic the Hedgehog finally get their hands on their preciouses. 




'Mecha Mouse'
 takes another shot at Disney's corporate monstrousness. I'm not simply mad about the mouse...but, I can't fault this design. 




'Ice Cream Headache' sure made me think...than my brain started to hurt. Next time you get brain freeze, think about how the ice cream cone must feel.



I dunno if 'MCVIII' aimed to remind me of the great (and Fantastic) Mr. Fox but, it certainly does! (whistle- click-click)



Not exactly sure what's going on in the Star Wars Homage, 'Dark Side' but there's Sith & a tattered, yet fully operational Death Star...and loads of graffiti paint. There are certain powers one cannot learn from a Jedi. Love the design. 


I propably wouldn't wear 'Arm Wrestle Mania' with all these ridiculous appendages representing THE classic wrestling greats of WWF's yesteryear...but, I love the spirit inwhich it was designed and all the detail that went into it. Whatchya gonna do, brother? When THESE pythons run wild on you?



'Family Vengeance' is a classic 80's character mash-up I've just recently seen elsewhere and hadn't given much thought to before but, I still plunge into the concept, though. Plumbin' ain't easy...but Mario better watch his back before he get's himself shell-shocked!




In 'Imitated Caterpillar', One large smoking slug takes the place of another in this Alice in Wonderland/Star Wars mash-up. I got a bad feeling about this!



Mr. Kool Aid's more alert older brother 'Brew Man' is high on caffeine and bustin' through office cubicles near you. Oh Yeeeeah!




'Bed Wetting Mark' seems to indicate that Watchmen's 'Rorschach' has been experiencing some pretty tormenting dreams as of late. I'm not gonna make fun of him though...are you?




Finally my fave this week kept it simple, stupid.  'Ninja Crossing' is a silent but deadly street sign I never want to see on a long walk home. Look both ways before.....you die!




Tune in next time...same tee time....same tee blog! Remember to vote!

Thursday, January 5, 2012

'I'd Buy That...As a Tee!' Vol 27




Always on the look out for inspiring art... emblazoned across the chest of humanity. Here's some of the t-shirts I have my eye on to do just the trick but, there's only one problem....they aren't for sale yet! Please click the links below to the Threadless.com voting pages for each and give these beauties '5' ratings so I can throw 'em on my charge card one day.

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'Return of the Living Dead' has got the evolution (de-evolution ?) of man down to a science. It's as simple as putting 1 foot in front of the other!



'Ninja Attack' excellent art style + Ninjas....need I say more?



'Le Petit Plombier' mashes up the world's favoritest little video game plumber with the world's most beloved little prince....to my delight!


My little China girl says ...sshhh oh baby, just shut your pretty mouth in this 'Kokeshi Doll Tee' 



Boo! 'The Neverending Story' mashes up the Pixar classic 'Monster's Inc.' with one of my childhood favorites, 'The Neverending Story'. Love a good-monster mash-up!



'Sally Quinn' seems to be infatuated with Linus' Joker in this Peanuts/Gotham mash-up. Why so serious!?




'The Rail-Splitter' suits the 'Great Emancipator' up in a mech robot for some clobberin' time! 


...and 'Arkham Zoo' has all the animals of the Asylum lined up for visitor's to see. I've seen this same bat-idea before but love this new bat-style!



Lock up your 5 year olds, when 'The Purple Dino Raged'! I'm no huge fan of Barney but I love this design and it loves me....we're a happy fam-i-ly!



'Beat 8bit' is another mash-up design I've seen before but never done this well. This one makes me wish the honchos over at the game studios that currently own these 2 licenses get together and make this tile-invasion a reality!


KA-BOOM! Here's a badass design that homages the great action film sequences of yester-year. Close your eyes and you can just picture Cruise, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Eastwood etc. doing 'The Walk Away' unscathed from this one! 

Finally this week we have yet another tie for my favorites.....

First up, it looks like Disney's opened the vault on another batch of their classic films that were taken off shelves for their usual 8 year hiatus....but this time these have gone rotten, zombie style, in the tee entitled....'Return of the Classics'



And last but, certainly, not least, 'Walk of Shame' kicks Smurfette out of the 3-apple high bed in the morning. That Papa kinda almost has a Quagmire-like grin to him if you ask me. Giggity Giggity! Get right in there, Papa! 



Til next time, tee-ny boppers! Remember to vote!

Monday, October 3, 2011

Battle Royal: Ninjas, Ninjas, Ninjas!!!

It's Robin Hood meets ninjas. And we all love ninjas. So if you're looking for a great chop-saki flick. "Goemon" is the flick for you. It has the combination of a great action flick with manga and "Matrix" style cinematography. Check out these battle clips from the movie.



Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Episode 8 - Scorpion & Sub Zero Pt. 2


So here is part 2 of the coolest video there has been in this webseries. Everyone knows that the Mortal Kombat franchise goes as their ninjas go, so it's nice to see the masked men geting some shine. Thanks to my man Dave over at Exophrine for tipping me off on the video being posted. Here you go. 




So what do you think? Is this the best web series ever? Tell us your thoughts in the comment section below.