Kate Upton Outdoes Herself, Does A Bikini Shoot In An Anti-Gravity Chamber....

Every year they give away Nobel Peace Prizes to people who do important stuff to society around the world. Presidents, scientists, doctors, academics... these people get recognition for doing things that make the world a better place. Well, how come no one chooses to at least nominate Kate Upton for one of these Nobel Prizes? What... are you doubting that her modeling and photo shoot work are not making the world a better place? Have you seen the latest shoot she did for this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? She decided to strap on a teeny, weeny gold bikini and visit an anti gravity chamber... that makes her already perfect breasts stand up perfectly. Are you kidding me? This isn't worthy of some stupid Noble Prize? This wouldn't stop wars all over the world, or at least take people minds off of world hunger for a bit? C'mon... this is gods work taking place right in front of our eyes! And not only do we have photos, but we have VIDEO as well. Lock it up, she is the most important person in at least MY WORLD! Check out all the pics and video after the jump...

Kate Upton: Body Painted For The 2013 SI Swimsuit Issue

Kate Upton is the cover girl of this years 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and her polar bear photo shoot was spectacular (no clothes in Antarctica? Yup, we on that!)... but it is not even the hottest photo spread of her in the issue!!!! She has a body paint spread that is setting the world on fire... if not the world, than at the very least setting my pants on fire!!! Good Lawd, this is an amazing spread. Even though in some of these shots it looks like she is wearing bikini bottoms, trust in us she is not. All paint, all nude... but tastefully done. Check out the full pics, outtakes in all, after the jump...

Kate Upton x Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Ad... Yup!

I just came across an leaked version of the Mercedes Benz collaboration with sexy ass Kate Upton for the new CLA car that will run during the Super Bowl. It involves a sexy car, sexy ass Kate, some short shorts... all the makings of a classic ad. But Mercedes dropped the ball a bit, as much as they could in a commercial starring Kate Upton's boobs in a tank top. First mistake, those sandals. Put her in some 6 inch stilettos asap. Second mistake, Kate needs to be washing that car.Is that predictable? Sure... but Kate is a dirty girl and needs to clean up! Finally, what is with the jean shorts and tank top? This girl is a bikini model... the BIKINI MODEL! Please get her in a bikini!!! Well, with those errors withstanding it is still a hot commercial. Check it out about two weeks early after the jump...

On The 12th Day of Christmas (2012), CCD Gave To Me...

Kate. That's all. Just saying that name on this blog is enough for you guys to know who I mean. Kate. Ms. Upton if your nasty. Mega Jugs. The Body. Thickness. The Human Vanilla Thick Shake. My future ex wife. Whatever nickname you choose for her, she is the gift that keeps on giving and a fitting way to wrap up our 3rd annual 12 Days of Christmas-y Sexy Women. She is on a boat in Antarctica in a bikini and furry boots. Good lord, please here my prayers. if I win the mega millions I am buying her. like a slave. But one that is naked all the time and never gets out of bed. That's my grown up Christmas wish....

It Had To Be You Kate... It Just Had To Be!!!!

In the quest to prove that I will publish anything to do with Kate Upton and her bare breasts, here is a short film that was created for GQ Germany. It revolves around a photo shoot that she did that will appear in Dec of 2012 and seems to be set in the past, maybe the 40s or the 50s judging by the retro style swimwear and the Ferrari. in the fetaure. The highlight has to be the pool scenes, especially the topless moment where she gets hosed down (See above pic, which I am imagining is me standing above her instead of a water hose. I would hose her down alright... wait, what?). Love ya Kate... keep the good breast work up! Check out the video after the jump....

CCD links It Up - All Horror Week Edition

Since it is All Horror Week over here at CCD, you can only imagine that there are a ton of other sites running similar spooky themed posts all over the Internet. Not all of them deserve the full on individual post coverage, so you can click on some of the links below to see them at their original locations. Happy haunting...



1) A great list of the 23 oddest & strangest monsters in movie history. This is a great list... and upon further review, they have a Part 2 !!! You can view part 1 of the list here and part 2 by clicking here.

2) How to Zombie Proof your house: An infographic to help you get your house in a state that will not leave you exposed to simple threats during the Zombie Apocalypse. Now all you gotta do is keep your kids inside the house. You hear that Carl.... get in the damn HOUSE!!!!

3) 21 sexy costume choice for ladies this Halloween. I have seen sexy Freddy Kruger & secy Super Mario, but a sexy Alice from the Brady Bunch or Lorax? I don't know....

4) And while we are the topic of Halloween Costumes, why not take a look back at 150 of the best celebrity Halloween costumes over the past few years. There are some killers in here, especially anything Kim Kardashian squeezes into, heidi Klum & Seal (they are on this list damn near 20 times) or Kate Upton making any costume look sexy!!!

Are you kidding me?

5) The Monster Mash may be the most famous Halloween song of all time, but its kinda lame after 50+ years. here is a cool list of 10 harder rocking Halloween songs for you to put in rotation at your Halloween party. The Misfits FTW!!!!!

6) Ever heard a story about someone having Halloween decorations taken from the front of their house? Usually they do not end happy... but this one end up pretty cool for my boy Johnny from Freddy In Space. 

Kate Upton Outtake Shots... Terry Richardson, You Son Of A Bitch!!!!!

I don't know what the fuck I did wrong as a person or Terry Richardson did right in life, but what the fuck!!!! This guy must have nudie shots of God or something, because how he just seems to fall into these sexy situations with these bombshell broads is beyond me. And they let him photograph all of this madness.... GOD DAMN!!!! His latest fuck you to all of the regular guys out there are some outtake shots from the various photo shoots TR has had with Kate Upton. I love the fact that she will often show the nips, but these photos are just fantastic. Damn you Terry Richardson... DAMN YOU!!!!!! Pics after the jump...