The Land of Oz vs Oz the Prison: An Infographic Comparing The Two...

I saw the Sam Raimi Oz film this weekend and I must say that I was truly impressed. I really liked the way Raimi brought the world of L Frank Baum to life on the screen, with all the visual mastery that we have come to expect from him. But I used to be in love with a different land of Oz... that of the Oswald State Correctional Facility, or OZ from the HBO hit series. That Oz was a bit different... you know, all the raping Aryans and killer inmates kind of make those witches seem a bit passe. I came across this really cool infographic over at Vulture that compares the two lands of Oz and found it quite funny. Hope you guys enjoy it...

Name	Land of Oz.	Oswald State Correctional Facility.
Location	Mysterious, unnamed locale accessible by tornado.	Mysterious, unnamed locale accessible by murder conviction.
Neighborhoods	Munchkinland, Winkie Country, Gillikin Country, Quadling Country, and Emerald City.	A bunch of numbered and lettered cell blocks, death row, solitary confinement, and Emerald City.
Idealistic And Ultimately Powerless Overseer	The Wizard of Oz.	Unit Manager Tim McManus.
Quickest Way to See Him	Follow the yellow brick road.	Violently beat someone so you're thrown into solitary and he comes to yell at you.
Inhabitants	Witches, munchkins, flying monkeys, a plethora of talking animals and normally inanimate humanoids, fairies and other mythical creatures.	The Latinos, The Homeboys, The Muslims, The Aryans, The Irish, and other rapists and murders with no affiliation.
Water Dangers	Can melt witches.	Showers are most popular gang-rape location.
Negative Broom Associations	Wicked witch vehicle.	Broom closet is second or third most popular gang-rape location.
Entertainment	Singing munchkins.	When they put on Macbeth, someone "accidentally" gets murdered during the play.
Ways To Kill Someone	Land a house on them.	Put ground glass in his food in successive meals, slice their neck with sharpened fingernails, crucifixion, to name but a few.
What Happens To The Mentally Challenged?	They get a diploma.	Despite appeals, they still get the death penalty.
What Happens To The Cowardly?	They get a courage medal.	They get: raped; branded with a swastika; addicted to drugs; have their heart, legs, and arms broken; have their family killed; and eventually become insane murderers who bite people's penises off.
Does any inhabitant ever beat then shit on his former Aryan rapist?	No.	Yes.

Everything You Ever Need To Know About The 'Die Hard' Franchise Of Movies

Like it or not, John McClane just won't go away. 25 years ago Bruce Willis brought the tough as nails cop turned hero to the big screen and we have seen 4 incarnations of him along the way. As we are in the midst of the 5th release in the film series, Collider decided to team up with 20th Century Fox to create a infographic poster each of the films in the series, detailing all the great stuff that McClane does from soup to nuts. The kill counts, the bad guys, the amazing physical feats and activities that Bruce Willis performs throughout the series... its all there. Before you take on the 5th installment of the movie, take a look down memory lane to remember just how sick of a franchise it is based on. Enjoy the posters after the jump....  

What Is Your Favorite Christmas Movie?

Earlier this month I noticed a new sub column on Netflix Instant entitled Holiday Favorites. it featured some great Christmas movies such as Christmas Vacation, The He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Spectacular, and A Nightmare Before Christmas. Now I love Christmas movies just as much as the next person... but how do my faves stack up against the top grossing Christmas movies of the past 30 or so years? Confused.com set out to answer that question with a very cool infographic that highlights the amount of money that these Christmas movies have made. it also includes the Rotten Tomato critic scores as well as the audience scores for these holiday classics. how do your favorites stack up? Check out the full infographic after the jump, and have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapped danced with Danny Fucking Kay (wink, wink)...

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The United States of Scary Things

Here is a very cool infographic from the gang over at Pleated Jeans highlighting the scariest things to come out of each state in the union. Some of these are legit scary things (like Ted Bundy & Jeffrey Dahmer), but some of them are pretty hilarious (Four Horseman of the Kentucky Derby? That is awesome!). It is pretty cool to check out what each state has to worry about the most. Check out the infographic after the jump...

CCD links It Up - All Horror Week Edition

Since it is All Horror Week over here at CCD, you can only imagine that there are a ton of other sites running similar spooky themed posts all over the Internet. Not all of them deserve the full on individual post coverage, so you can click on some of the links below to see them at their original locations. Happy haunting...



1) A great list of the 23 oddest & strangest monsters in movie history. This is a great list... and upon further review, they have a Part 2 !!! You can view part 1 of the list here and part 2 by clicking here.

2) How to Zombie Proof your house: An infographic to help you get your house in a state that will not leave you exposed to simple threats during the Zombie Apocalypse. Now all you gotta do is keep your kids inside the house. You hear that Carl.... get in the damn HOUSE!!!!

3) 21 sexy costume choice for ladies this Halloween. I have seen sexy Freddy Kruger & secy Super Mario, but a sexy Alice from the Brady Bunch or Lorax? I don't know....

4) And while we are the topic of Halloween Costumes, why not take a look back at 150 of the best celebrity Halloween costumes over the past few years. There are some killers in here, especially anything Kim Kardashian squeezes into, heidi Klum & Seal (they are on this list damn near 20 times) or Kate Upton making any costume look sexy!!!

Are you kidding me?

5) The Monster Mash may be the most famous Halloween song of all time, but its kinda lame after 50+ years. here is a cool list of 10 harder rocking Halloween songs for you to put in rotation at your Halloween party. The Misfits FTW!!!!!

6) Ever heard a story about someone having Halloween decorations taken from the front of their house? Usually they do not end happy... but this one end up pretty cool for my boy Johnny from Freddy In Space.