Kate Upton Is On The Cover Of Cosmo... Your Welcome!

Nothing much to say here. My love of my life, 20 year old brick shithouse Kate Upton, is on the cover of this months Cosmo. I for one will never buy this magazine, but I sure hope my fiance picks this one up. For all you guys out there who want to see the best boobs in the game but don't want to compromise your manhood by purchasing this mag, get in there after the jump....

and just for old times sake:

Choke That Chicken!!!!!

Happy Munn Day!!!!

Yup... it's here again!!! Munn Day baby!!! Time to celebrate the girl that I love more than a chicken & broccoli combo platter, Olivia Munn. There hasn't be many sexy photos of Munn floating around recently, but she was at an HBO after party a few weeks back with a sheer top number on and was looking ravishing. It does a great job drawing attention to her prickly pears and I for one am ready to pick some fruit... Check out the very sexy pictures of Miss Munn after the jump....

 

'I'd Let Him Role A Few Boulders Down My Tunnel, If You Know What I Am Saying!!!' - The After Hours Crew Takes On Indiana Jones

I have been reading Cracked.com for quite a few years and have come to absolutely love their awesome content. Their top 5 lists are the stuff of legend, but they have some outstanding video content as well. My buddy Sam put me on to one of the funniest web series I have ever seen, After Hours. It features four friends (one who is a nerdy hot chick with giant boobs who makes tons of inappropriate comments) who sit in a diner and debate various movie topics... often to hysterical ends. Their are two seasons worth on Cracked, but this one featuring the disturbing adolescent sexual fantasy's of the group and why Indiana Jones sucks at his job is truly amazing. And check out Katie Willert manhandling her massive boobs... all of the After Hours videos should include that moment at least once. Check out the Indy video after the jump...

Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job -- powered by Cracked.com

How The Hell Do These Things Stay Concealed???

There are a lot of things I often wonder about. Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Whose the best MC: Biggie, Jay-z or Nas? But none of these age old questions even hold a candle to one of the universe's greatest mysteries: How the fuck does Christina Hendricks keep her massive balloon boobs concealed in a dress... let alone a dress with no fucking straps???? I just found these pictures of the stunning redhead over at The Superficial and I am truly dumbfounded on how she gets them to defy gravity. She is so spectacularly sexy... God, do I love her!!!! See some of the pics after the jump...

If you think those boobs staying in place are mindboggling, try wrapping your head around the fact that the doofy kid who eats the weed in the first scene of Super Troopers is married to this Amazonian goddess and gets to motorboat the shit out of those yard dogs every night... like a boss!!! 

Kelly Brook Has A TUMBLR... With BOOBS!!!

Kelly Brook is hot. That is easy enough to declare. The English beauty is slowly becoming more and more recognizable... and my money is on this fame coming due to her spectacular boobs. They are stupendous. These boobs led her to a Reebok endorsement deal, choice parts in quality films like Piranha 3D (lol), and even an appearance on Skins (a great British show...check it!). But her appearances are not nearly coming as often as I would like... especially when it comes to her boobs. How can she recognize & correct this discrepancy? How about starting a TUMBLR... one that features behind the scenes pics and LOTS OF BOOBIES??? Yup, that will work. You can check her TUMBLR out here, but after the jump I put up my favorites from the bunch. Go get 'em!!!

Proof That There Is A God: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt has had an up & down career, but there are a few things that are certain: 1) She has had a few hit TV shows under her belt (Party of 5, The Ghost Whisperer) 2) She has made some memorable movies (I Know What You Did Last Summer, Can't Hardly Wait) and 3) Has one of the ebst pair of tits in the hsitory of Hollywood. All of the above make her a logical choice as proof that a god does in fact exist and he loves us very much. Enjoy the pics after the jump... hopefully one of these days we will get to see her twins in their full glory!!!!

So That Is What's In Kelly Brook's Bra....

If you don't know who Kelly Brook is, you are about to get a hell of an introduction. The British bombshell is a hottie, no doubt about that. She will be making her own "Proof That There Is A God" debut here on CCD in the next few days, but I had to post this commercial for the English charity "Sports Relief". It features Kelly looking smashing, wearing red from head to toe, and showing off her pair of aces (wink, wink) to perfection. If they keep vids like this coming, I would LOVE to donate something to her cause... Click after the jump for the full commercial.

How Could You Make Something More Absurd Than Piranha 3-D?

Well... make a sequel I guess. But this time instead of a 1% believable story about prehistoric Piranhas terrorizing a group of teens at an outdoor lake, you can set the action at an adult themed waterpark. Yup, I just typed that... an adult themed waterpark. As in strippers for lifeguards adult themed waterpark. With twice the D's... DOUBLE D's!!!!! Add in Mitch Buchanan, Ving Rhames getting his Rose McGowan on, Vag cams, Doc Brown as a fish scientist, hotties like Danielle Pennybaker & Katrina Bowden, and much more and you have one of the best trailers I have seen in a very long time. Piranha 3-DD will be hitting the screens in late 2011/early 2012. Check the trailer out after the jump...

On The 2nd Day Of Christmas, CCD Gave To Me...

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Brit Glamour model Sophie Reade & her two ample friends...

On The 5th Day Of Christmas, CCD Gave To Me...

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Two golden BOOBS!!! Courtesy of Denise Milani...

Two More Reasons To See 'Thor' Tomorrow Nite

And those two things are.... Kat Denning's boobies:

Wow... this chick really grew up some, huh? Jesus... where is that ackward teenager from the 40 Year Old Virgin? She is looking quite stunning lately, and these pics from the red carpet of the 'Thor' premiere just prove the point even more. Well played Ms. Dennings... well played!

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