Friday, September 28, 2012

OHC of the Day: Jenna-Louise Coleman


If one wanted to become an It-Girl in the entertainment world right now then the best thing to do is get your geek cred up. Get in a super hero movie, on a sci fi themed show, or something like that. For todays Obscure Hot Chick of the Day Jenna-Louise Coleman the answer was simple: How about doing both!!! Jenna was seen in a small part in last years Avengers lead up Captain America: The First Avenger (she was Bucky's date in the beginning scene at The World Fair) and is all set to begin the role as the good Doctors newest companion Oswin Oswald on the Seventh Season of Doctor Who. She has big shoes to fill when it comes to being the Doctors companion... Amy Pond & Rose Tyler (Karen Gilliam & Billie Piper in real life) were both iconic sci fi TV women characters, and they were quite sexy as well. I think Coleman can do both, especially the sexy part. Those eyes... wow, those are the eyes of a star. Due to the crossover popularity of Doctor Who in both England & America I am sure that when her run on the show is over she will move on to bigger and better things... for now, the adventures traveling time & space await. Not bad for the chick who dates Robb Stark (Richard Madden) in real life. Now if she could only steer him away from The Twins and that damn wedding (wink, wink for all you Game of Thrones readers out there). check out the pics after the jump...







































Cool Down Your Drinks Super Hero Style With Marvel Ice Trays


Whenever I see products like this it reminds me of what my house would look like if I had infinite disposable income available to by nerd shit. My house would probably look a lot like Jon Lovitz's house in The Benchwarmers, when he grows up from nerd to millionaire and has an R2D2 butler and shit. That would probably be expensive, but here is a little piece of nerd houseware that anybody could probably afford. Marvel Comics themed Ice Trays!!!! For a mere 10.00 bucks or less on Amazon you can own either the Spider Man set or the set featuring The Thing, Hulk, Iron Man, and Cap. Either set is great, but I am leaning towards the multi hero one as better. Check out the pics after the jump...










I Could Listen To Ray Harryhausen Talk About His Work For Hours...


I love learning a little bit more about the magical world of Ray Harryhausen and his stop motion creations.  This interview is from 1974 and takes a look into the creation of such iconic creatures as Kali from The Seven Voyages of Sinbad, the Hydra from Jason & the Argonauts, and the Alosaurus from 1 Million Years BC. But the highlight of the interview has to be the big reveal that Harryhausen created a claymation Raquel Welch for 1 Million Years BC as well, and the cool way he handles the claymation creatures when explaining how his crew achieves movement with the still life monsters. A great flashback to a time when Hollywood was truly making magic WITHOUT computers. Check out the video after the jump....





The interview came to me courtesy of /Film, Dangerous Minds, and Youtube user Nancy M.

'I'd Let Him Role A Few Boulders Down My Tunnel, If You Know What I Am Saying!!!' - The After Hours Crew Takes On Indiana Jones


I have been reading Cracked.com for quite a few years and have come to absolutely love their awesome content. Their top 5 lists are the stuff of legend, but they have some outstanding video content as well. My buddy Sam put me on to one of the funniest web series I have ever seen, After Hours. It features four friends (one who is a nerdy hot chick with giant boobs who makes tons of inappropriate comments) who sit in a diner and debate various movie topics... often to hysterical ends. Their are two seasons worth on Cracked, but this one featuring the disturbing adolescent sexual fantasy's of the group and why Indiana Jones sucks at his job is truly amazing. And check out Katie Willert manhandling her massive boobs... all of the After Hours videos should include that moment at least once. Check out the Indy video after the jump...



Mars Attacks by Martin Woutisseth


Mars Attacks is an iconic movie that was way ahead of it's time despite the fact that it was a throwback to the movie serials of the 1920's & 1930's. Tim Burton crafted a gem of a movie that featured a cadre of stars that would make any director jealous. With names like Pierce Brosnan, Jack Nicholson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Glenn Close, Anette Benning, Danny DeVito, Natalie Portman, and Michael J Fox are just a few of the names that made this movie so magical. But the true stars of the film had to be the Martians themselves... creepy and disgusting, with their mega brains exposed for all of us to see. They were goofy and small like children, but once they displayed their deadly efficiency for killing people it was a no-brain er that they were dope villains. Enter Martin Woutisseth, who created and awesome movie poster to commemorate the film. A dope poster for a dope movie. Check out the full size poster after the jump...




Thursday, September 27, 2012

How The Hell Do These Things Stay Concealed???

There are a lot of things I often wonder about. Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Whose the best MC: Biggie, Jay-z or Nas? But none of these age old questions even hold a candle to one of the universe's greatest mysteries: How the fuck does Christina Hendricks keep her massive balloon boobs concealed in a dress... let alone a dress with no fucking straps???? I just found these pictures of the stunning redhead over at The Superficial and I am truly dumbfounded on how she gets them to defy gravity. She is so spectacularly sexy... God, do I love her!!!! See some of the pics after the jump...










If you think those boobs staying in place are mindboggling, try wrapping your head around the fact that the doofy kid who eats the weed in the first scene of Super Troopers is married to this Amazonian goddess and gets to motorboat the shit out of those yard dogs every night... like a boss!!!