Just Who Is The Direct TV Genie From The Commercials???

Direct TV is trying to attract customers in the oldest way possible... by using sex to sell DVRs, even though sex has very little to do with recording programs off your TV. In the newest set of commercials for their upgraded DVR, Direct TV has tapped model Hannah Davis to become the 'Direct TV Genie'. So who is this Hannah Davis? Well, she is from the island of St Thomas, she is an accomplished model who has been the face of Ralph Lauren, she has graced the covers of many a magazines... oh, and she happens to be dating Derek Jeter! I for one wanted to see a bit more of this broad, so I did a little Google Image search. Enjoy the results after the jump...

Homemade Geek Bikinis? Yes Please... BOING!!!!

Etsy is a wonderful website that allows creative people to peddle their wares. There are some really creative things up for sale on there, especially for geeks like me. Tons of custom made products have you debating for hours on which things you can afford to buy and clutter your house with. But every once in a blue I come across something that is just so amazing that I have to share. This particular product is fantastic... or should I say ASSTASTIC! Lisa Galetto runs Fit 2 B Tied clothing, which specializes in custom swimwear, dancewear, and stripperwear (I swear she has that on the header of the shop... I did not make that up). Lisa has a ton of sexy bathing suits for sale, but one set draws geek ire and that is because she is using some iconic geek imagery... even if it is a small amount due to the lack of fabric in these suits! It also seems like Lisa is the model for the suits, and boy is she easy to look at. She also seems to be really hot all the time, because she is always pulling her bikini bottoms down. Poor girl. She is very talented  super sexy and the suits are dope. Share these with the nerd girls in your life!!!! You can buy things at Lisa's Etsy shop by clicking here, and see the geek bikinis after the jump...

The Many Talents of Kate Upton by Terry Richardson

Kate Upton. Boobs. Coming out of a pool very slowly with a white T shirt. From the filthy mind of Terry Richardson. Click after the jump and watch this video asap...




Kate Upton has Many Talents...See Thru Wet T-Shirt Champion is One from BxC on Vimeo.

Ya See, Spain Is Good For Something..... Check Out Kate Upton In Vogue Spain!!!

When you think of countries that are important in the world, Spain probably wouldn't crack the top ten of many people. Shit, honestly speaking, Spain wouldn't crack ANYBODIES top ten... Spain just kind of floats on by, and most people forget it even exists. But someone in the countries leadership must be sick and tired of playing the back seat, because they have done something that might change a bunch of peoples opinions on the countries importance. Kate Upton, swimsuit model extraordinaire, has graced the cover & posed for a full on photo shoot in Vogue Spain. She looks amazing in the pics (duh, obvi...lol) and it seems like maybe they are capable of doing something of importance over there in the land of Espana. This is a good first step towards relevance for the country, and I have to admire their moxy. What better way to propel yourself to the top of the charts in terms of your countries popularity than to do so atop KU's gigantic breasts? Check out the full shoot (9 pics) after the jump....

Kate Upton Is In GQ In Bikinis & Eating Ice Pops... In Other News, GQ Should Become The National Magazine of the United States!!!

Kate Upton = Super fucking hot. GQ seems to get this, constantly booking the bombshell to do photospreads and cover shoots in the magazine. And that is why they "GET IT". Unlike most other magazines, most notably the ones that ARE NOT featuring Kate Upton every month they can, GQ understands and gets it done. I am sure that GQ only used three or four photos of Kate in the upcoming issue, but thankfully online they have included 8 photos of this stunning piece in an array of bikinis and nipple baring tops. And the rocket pop? Nice touch GQ... very ncie indeed! Check out the pics after the jump.