Does society know no limits and boundaries? Is there no humility, no shame, no decency? Come ON! Billy Ray Cyrus was a joke of a musician, a one hit wonder. His Achy Breaky Heart is the worst kind of one hit wonder songs, because it has not a single redeeming quality in it when you look back on it. Often times you can look back on a one ht wonder and be like " Yeah, it sucks now... but back then it was the shit!". Not Achy Breaky Heart... that one sucked always and forever! Then he parlayed that shot song to ride the coattails of his Disney Channel starring daughter as the guest star on her show. She became a huge star, making herself and Billy lots of money. So when the show ended, you think this guy would fade away and enjoy all the money he never really earned so his daughter can be the star now, right? Nope, not this douche. He has been trying to stay relevant for years, which is a tough feat for someone who has never been relevant in the first place. So here is his latest attempt at stardom... and at the same time, a shot at his twerk-tastic sexpot daughter who doesn't want much to do with him. He has recorded a RAP REMIX of Achy breaky Heart (I can't beleive I just typed that... fml), complete with flashback sequences, fake alien ships, and bikini clad twerking (of course they are) sluts. The girls are the only saving grace of this video. They are hot, no sense in denying that. But Billy Ray looks like a member of the LPGA on his way to the Kotex Open with his KD Lang bob, and that tubby redneck black dude needs to quit before I remove the neon rope from around the brim of his cowboy hat and choke him with it. This is just as awful as it gets, and that is why I share it with you. I bring it to you so that you can mock him, ridicule him, and have a laugh at his expense because this dick is the worst kind of attention whore... the kind that actually thinks he is doing quality musical work. Fuck this asshole. Let the scorching and public humiliation commence! Watch the video after the jump...
If you haven't scratched out your eyes in horror, at least you can enjoy this: A full gallery of alien ass shots from the video courtesy of The Superficial. They truly do gods work!
Even nekked ladies couldn't save that shipwreck!
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