Monday, June 21, 2010

No Vampire Sex and Baby Birth??? Oh, What a Gip...

As we get closer to the release of the third Twilight film Eclipse, more and more details are coming out about the adaption of the fourth and final film, Breaking Dawn. They have decided to release the massive Breaking Dawn in two parts, that way they can include all of the important scenes. I have read the books and  am looking forward to the Eclipse and Breaking Dawn films because the books were filled with tons of fighting and action. But one scene that is completely and utterly important to the story may not make it into Breakiing Dawn at all...

Bella and Edward decide to get married, and when they do... well lets just say they consumate that puppy the old fashion way. The only problem is, Bella is human and Edward is a vampire. He has a body that is like solid stone, and once he gets going in the bedroom... well, lets just say I hope Bella likes it rough. In the book she experiences many injuries and Edward is disgusted by how much damage he actually did to his new wife by boning her. But thats not the worst part... oh no!!! She gets pregers with a Vamp kid, and then is forced to give birth to the little monster while the baby tries to eat her from the inside out... this was a sick scene in the book. One of the best and most harrowing scenes Stephanie Meyers actually wrote in all four books. Yet it might no make it onto film....  call bullshit.

Rumors are swirling that the sex scene between Bella and Edward will be cleaned up and sanitized for the teen audience, and the childbirthing scence will suposedly take place off camera. Wait... what??? This is what it is all about, some of the greatest parts of the book... and you are just going to change them completely. This sucks, especially for people like me. I gave these books a shot, even though they were pre-teeny in nature. But by the third and fouth instalments we are getting treated to some full fledged horror type moments. It will not be 30 Days of Night, but it shoulkd start to get bloody and shit real soon. And now they are gonna just edit these scenes.... ughhhhh. Please producers of the Twilight series, you must show these two scenes for all of us people who hung in their with the frst few movies just to get to this point. I want my Bella/Edward sex scene & my vampire baby birthng sequence, and I want it now!!!!  

Who doesn't want to see something like this little guy eat their way out of Kristin Stewarts emo vag??? Who doesn't want to see Edward beat the shit outta Bella while getting his nut off??? This is classic shit people. Lets hope they get these scenes right. What do you think... should they keep the scenes in or cut/edit them? Let me know in the comment section below...
   

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  1. They should offer this final film in 2 versions. One fluffy one for the teeny-boppers who've made these films successful for god knows what reason....and one for us so that we can see vampire births and Kristin Stewart get ripped apart front he inside out. I'd finally bother trying to catch one these abominations if all that stuff you said that was in the book occurs.

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  2. This pile of emo mediocrity is up to 4 movies now? Ugh.

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  3. 4 books, 5 movies since the last on will be a two parter. I read the books, and the first one was corny, but the next three were pretty good... they got better as they went on. Not ashamed to say it, I have wasted time reading a lot worse stuff...

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