Sunday, March 7, 2010

C-C-D Jacks The Oscars... The Academy Don't Have Nothing On Us!!!!

Tonight, for the 82nd time the Academy of the Arts and Sciences will hold the Academy Awards at The Kodak Theater in Los Angeles. For the last 2 months, everyone who is anyone has weighed in on the Oscar race. They all have their opinions, and usually they are always wrong. The Academy are a wierd bunch of individuals, and their decisions are often a bit off the reservation. However, there is no greater honor in all of media that can be bestowed on a artist. The Oscars are the original awards show, being around the longest out of the seemingly 100's of other award shows that come and go. I'm sure all of the other awards are meaningful to the recipients, but nothing compares to even being NOMINATED for an Academy Award. Did you ever notice that after someone is nominated or wins a Oscar, they are forever known as "Academy Award Nominee or Academy Award Winner" such and such. Its a title that you have forever. These little gold statues really are a game changer... like Ron Burgundy, they are sort of a big deal.

With that being said, some of my fellow collaborators at C-C-D have decided to jack the Academy Awards and give out our own versions of the awards... we will call them MikeyJacks in honor of the two little guys in my life, my son Mikey and Tara's godson Jack. We will weigh in on all the major categories, and then we will say who we think will win, and then who we think the Academy will pick. Tommorow we will recap the results and see who has the best predictions. It really isn't about being wrong or right, it's about presenting the people you think deserve the honor with the award they might get snubbed for tonight. I can't wait to see Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin hosting the awards tonight. But enough of the highbrow nonsense associated with the Academy Awards... let the jack move begin!!! With no further avail, lets get into the 1st annual MikeyJack Awards at C-C-D.com. Lets get it popping people!!!!




Up first, my sister from another mother, Reality Check writer Kate Jones.

Best Picture:

Should Win: The Hurt Locker
Will Win: The Hurt Locker
*** But, I would love it if District 9 won....





Best Actor:

Should Win: Jeff Bridges
Will Win: George Clloney

Best Supporting Actor:

Should Win: Christoph Waltz
Will Win: Woody Harrelson

Best Actress:

Should Win: Meryll Streep
Will Win: Sandra Bullock

Best Supporting Actress:

Should Win: Maggie Gyllenhal
Will Win: Mo'Nique

Best Director:

Should Win: Quentin Tarantino
Will Win: Kathrine Bigelow

Next up, we have the picks of The Pull List writer... dun dun dun dun... James " Superman" West

Best Picture:


Should Win: Avatar
Will Win: Avatar


Best Actor:

Should Win: Jeremy Renner
Will Win: George Clooney







Best Supporting Actor:

Should Win: Woody Harrelson
Will Win: Matt Damon

Best Actress:

Should Win: Sandra Bullock
Will Win: Meryll Streep

Best Supporting Actress:

Should Win: Anyone thats not Mo'Nique
Will Win: Mo'Nique

Best Director:

Should Win: Katherine Bigelow
Will Win: James Cameron

Next, we have everybodies favorite Dharma scientist, Lost Re-capper Extraordinaire Dr. Jeff Bond

Best Picture:

Should Win: Avatar
Will Win: Avatar

Best Actor:

Should Win: Colin Firth
Will Win: Jeff Bridges

Best Supporting Actor:

Should Win: Chistoph Waltz
Will Win: Christoph Waltz




Best Actress:

Should Win: Gabourey Sidibe
Will Win: Sandra Bullock

Best Supporting Actress:

Should Win: Mo'Nique
Will Win: Mo'Nique

Best Director:

Should Win: Quentin Tarantino
Will Win: James Cameron

And last but not least, the moment has arrived... the picks of the one, the only J. Jonah Jameson of C-C-D, editor, writer, and all around good guy Mr. Mike D ( I wrote this, so I'm bragging a bit. Sue me... if you don't like it, start your own damn blog!!!)

Best Picture:


Should Win: The Hurt Locker
Will Win: Avatar

Best Actor:

Should Win: George Clooney
Will Win: Jeff Bridges

Best Supporting Actor:

Should Win: Chistoph Waltz
Will Win: Christoph Waltz
*** Woody was the man in The Messenger. Excellent!

Best Actress:

Should Win: Sandra Bullock
Will Win: Gabourey Sidibe


Best Supporting Actress:

Should Win: Vera Farmiga
Will Win: Mo'Nique

Best Director:

Should Win: Quentin Tarantino
Will Win: Katherine Bigelow

So there you go... who are your picks for the 1st annual MikeyJack awards??? Please post them in the comments below...and tune in tonight at 8pm on Channel 7. (Sorry Cablevision customers...no channel 7 for you). Good luck to all the people nominated and congrats to all the winners in advance. Tune in tommorow for the results and which one of us got it the most right.

1 comment:

  1. I think Alec & Steve should get awards as well just for being so amazing :)

    Great Blog. Good luck everybody.

    Actor
    Should win-Jeff Bridges
    Will win- Jeff Bridges

    Actress
    Should win-Meryl Streep
    Will win-Sandra Bullock

    SActor
    Should win-Christoph Waltz (It's too bad The messenger didn't come out next year. Woody was GREAT)
    Will win-Christoph Waltz

    SActress
    Should win-Maggie Gyllenhaal
    Will win-Mo'Nique

    Movie
    Should win- District 9 (action flick will never win)
    Will win- Avatar

    Director
    Should win-Tarantino
    Will win- Bigelow

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