The Crippled Masters Is The Sickest Kung Fu Movie You Never Heard Of

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I don't often use prose like that to describe just any movie, but when my main man Lockheed sent me this trailer for the 1979 film 'The Crippled Master' yesterday it was all I could muster up. The trailer shows our two heroes battling the injustice they face because of their severely debilitating injuries. It was downright sickening at times to watch this clip, but awesome nonetheless. That's why it's up here on CCD baby! My man Lock says this is a movie in desperate need of a remake. What do you think? Watch the trailer after the jump and if you don't throw up your breakfast tell us if you think this would make a good movie in the comment section below.

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Watch Jimmy Kimmel Prank Ron Artest In This Animal Skit

Check out this hysterical video from Jimmy Kimmel in which he pranks basketball player and crazy person Ron Artest. Artest thinks he is there to film a Jack Hanna-type animal skit to help an animal charity, yet even though the first animal is pretty tame the next few get more exotic and ferocious. His reactions are priceless. Check it out:



Best line ever is when the director says "Maybe that's why you guys are out of the playoffs!!!". I thought Artest was gonna smack him!!! Jimmy Kimmel is brilliant.