"Take That And Like It, Billy Bitch" (Steve Jobs Voice)

Looks like Steve Jobs & Apple win another round. After Microsoft canceled production on it's Zune mp3 player, it looks like Bill Gates is bending over for yet another corn-holing from his once bitter rival. Maybe it shouldn't have been so bulky... or shit brown. Shit brown products are always hard to package. So there goes even the slimmest chance ANYONE had at ending the Ipod's continued dominance. Well played Sir Stevie, well played indeed!

Bill Gates Getting It In @ Sundance: WTF?!?

I was going to write this story yesterday, but I chose not to. I figured how bad could it be. Bill Gates danced at a club, wow... stop the presses. But then I read yesterdays NY Post and saw the pictures... and I was dumbfounded. Here is one of the world richest men dancing on table at a nightclub @ Sundance with a bunch of chicks!!! Sick... it was probably like Elaine dancing with Jerry in that club that night.

But the worst was the double high five he gave his female companions. That must have scored mad cool points with the ladies. They were probably hanging out with A Billi because he is such a cool guy, not because his BILLIONS OF DOLLARS... Uggghhh!!!



It was also said that Gates was trying to meet/ stalking the life of Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame. He wanted to meet her because she is playing Joan Jett in her new movie The Runaways.., or was it cause he wants to steal her and keep her in his real person doll house he has at his compound??? He was rolling around town trying to find his Bella and probably creeping out folks all over along the way. Get back to the office, Mr. Gates. Leave our moody, teenage angst filled actresses alone...


WHERE THE TRUE PLAYERS AT??? THROW YOUR ROLLIE IN THE SKY... WAVE IT SIDE TO SIDE!!!