Friday, January 28, 2011

'Like! Like? Art': The Galaxy Isn't Big Enough For All of Them....

Artist David Hillman has some great 'Star Wars'/'Alien vs. Predator' mash-up art posted over at DeviantArt.com. My brain is about to explode thinking of the possibilities of a film or comic series involving these powerhouses! Check out all of his work and send him some love

'Vader v. Aliens'

'Predator v. Stormtroopers'


Like! Like?

You Know You Are A Good Parent...

... when you not only dress you son up as Darth Vader, but you take it one step further and....


DRESS YOUR SON AS DARK HELMET FROM SPACE BALLS!!!!

What Do You See?


Damn you Olly Moss. Check out more of this wonderful artist's work by clicking here. Good find Jeff... tell us what you see in the comment section below!!!

This Is A Sci-Fi Double Feature I Want To See

These look like two great upcoming sci-fi movies that I am soooooo excited for. Great star power, great directors, and lets hope great movies.


First up, we got the a longtime Hollywood screenwritier (Oceans 12, The Bourne Ultimatum, The Sentinel) named George Nolfi stepping behind the camera... and not only is that a huge enough challenge, he decided to adapt a story of the Godfather of Sci-Fi, Phillip K Dick. Now that's pressure. Good thing he has former Bourne collaborator Matt Damon and the always gorgeous Emily Blunt, as well as Terrance Stamp & Daniel Dae Kim (Jin from Lost) to help out. This ones called The Adjustment Bureau, and here is the trailer:




Next, we got the second offering from Duncan Jones. Following up his wildly successful first film Moon (Sam Rockwell is so wonderful), Jones takes a shot with a bigger budget and an even more ambitious cast in Source Code. Lets see if Mr. Gyllenhal can do as good a job as Rockwell did for Mr. Jones, who just so happens to be the son of David Bowie and is well on his way towards a successful movie making career. Here is the trailer...



So what do you guys think? Do you want to see any of these, or neither... let me know in the comment section below.

Is The New Winnie The Pooh Movie A Remake Of The Black Cauldron?

Probably not... but my good friend Samurai Frog over at Electric Cerebrectomy found an subtle refernce to the villian from The Black Cauldron in the upcoming Pooh movie poster. Check it out:



Looks like those wiley Disney animators are at it again... nice catch Mr. Frog. Read his blog... it's awesome (especially if you like Kristen Bell!!!)

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

If Your Stepmom Had Tits Like This, You Would Jack Off All The Time Too...


Apparently Ice-T's son, Ice Marrow (I swear that's the name he goes by... I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP!!!) was arrested a few days ago for beating his dick in the alley next to an L.A. Strip Club. He says he was taking a leak... but I feel like this has to have something to do with his Stepmom Coco. For those of you not familiar with Coco, here you go:


Now, this might not be your cup of tea... but there is no denying that her body is preposterous to some guys, most notably Ice T. I think Mr. Marrow got a case of the willy wankers because he has to look at this everyday at his crib...


Come on Ice Marrow!!! Your Pops is the original O.G. pimp.... put your dick down and get a chick to do that for you!!! Or, just pop over to dad's room... I'm sure Mama Coco will take care of you right quick!!!

'Art Held in Contemp.' Volume 3 by Briana Melendez

 I've always been a visually stimulated individual. As a kid I was always mesmerized by the vibrant colors in nature & much to my parent's dismay the metal radiators in our home quickly became works of abstract art as I was entranced by the melting of my 64 colors of Crayola. The MOMA is by far my favorite museum in all of NYC. I can never get enough of the smooth perfection in marble and the vibrant colors of early 19th century paintings. As much as I love all these beautiful representations of creativity I could never feel connected completely. They are products of bygone eras that while I can admire I could never fully feel a part. That all changed a few years back. I picked up this art magazine called 'Juxtapoz' & BAM! It hit me like a Batman punch. There were images I understood, images I could relate to. Artwork that made sense & represented me. Knowing that 'my' art was alive & kicking has sent me on a quest to look for artist & works of art in which we all can see a little bit of ourselves. With each new installment I'll be aiming to do just that. Sit back & enjoy the ride, I know I have been.

During the Victorian era, taxidermy art was quite the fashionable thing to own. Birds in pseudo-flight and cats sitting down for tea were to be found in many parlors. The art of Polly Morgan is not your great-grandma's taxidermy.  Morgan who is a member of the UK Guild of Taxidermists studied under professional taxidermist George Jamieson for a short time. Her vision is to try and show "the moment between death and dying" in opposition to traditional taxidermy which typically shows the animal mimicking 'life-action'. All her 'subjects' have died naturally or accidentally and have been donated by vets, bird owners, etc....


Artist Polly Morgan

'Bistrothique Commission'


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Morgan with departed squirrel friend

'Receiver'


'Flight of Fancy (Nuthatch)'

'Murdocks Commission'

'MS Found in a Bottle'

'Still Life After Death (Fox)'

'La Petite'

'Morning'

'Rest a Little in the Lap of Life'

'Take Heart'

'To Every Seed His Own Body'

'Still Life After Death'

'Still Birth (Teal & Red)''

'Carrion Call'

'Carrion Call'

'Rabbit on Hat'
'Systematic Inflation'

Check out more about Morgan's start in the art world and her technique by clicking here

Any Contemporary artists you'd like Mz. Melendez to spotlight? Email her directly:
brianamelendez@gmail.com